Have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?
The year is 2214
A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD
"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person
Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens
They did it
They were remembered for centuries
my hobbies include pausing supernatural (i swear to god this is a serious shows, these guys stopped the apocalypse)
I thought i was bad
"I love Skyrim, but I don’t get why people would want to live in Skyrim. There’s no internet, everything is trying to kill you, and they can’t go more than a decade without some magical bullshit threatening to destroy the world."
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Christine’s Book Holding Mastery
cecil gershwin palmer
- keeps a dream journal that he writes in with a pen made out of a straw
- loves old western movies
- got made fun of by a sentient rock one time
- wears furry pants and uses seatbelts as accessories
- got pulled into a janitor’s closet by a vacuum cleaner one time
- built a barricade out of cardboard signs that said “secret room!” and “keep out!”
- writes jaws slashfic and makes woodcarvings of his cat for tumblr
- is basically just a huge dork?? ?
Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.
It’s rare. It’s something that doesn’t happen within 100 years, but every once in a while a beta can become an Alpha without having to steal or take that power. They call it a true Alpha. It’s one who rises purely on the strength of the character, by virtue, by sheer force of will.
2014 9/15 Osric Chau: Goodbyes are hard, but coming so close to a hello is even harder. When are you gonna coming back??? (X)
Scott is not your little hero. None of them are. Not when they killed Allison.
Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand
Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass
because didn’t anybody ever tell you?
fear is a superpower.