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Have you ever said so much bullshit you were actually shocked anyone believed you?

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The year is 2214

A person is walking through a mueseum and sees a CD

"I remember that band, my great-grandma used to love them." Says the person

Drum beats fill the air as Fall Out Boy comes down from the heavens

They did it

They were remembered for centuries

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my hobbies include pausing supernatural (i swear to god this is a serious shows, these guys stopped the apocalypse)

I thought i was bad

Derpynatural ;)

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"I love Skyrim, but I don’t get why people would want to live in Skyrim. There’s no internet, everything is trying to kill you, and they can’t go more than a decade without some magical bullshit threatening to destroy the world."


- Image credit: [x]

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Christine’s Book Holding Mastery 

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cecil gershwin palmer

  • keeps a dream journal that he writes in with a pen made out of a straw
  • loves old western movies
  • got made fun of by a sentient rock one time
  • wears furry pants and uses seatbelts as accessories
  • got pulled into a janitor’s closet by a vacuum cleaner one time
  • built a barricade out of cardboard signs that said “secret room!” and “keep out!”
  • writes jaws slashfic and makes woodcarvings of his cat for tumblr
  • is basically just a huge dork?? ?
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Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

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It’s rare. It’s something that doesn’t happen within 100 years, but every once in a while a beta can become an Alpha without having to steal or take that power. They call it a true Alpha. It’s one who rises purely on the strength of the character, by virtue, by sheer force of will.

(Source: derekhales)

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2014 9/15 Osric Chau: Goodbyes are hard, but coming so close to a hello is even harder. When are you gonna coming back??? (X)

Oh, Kevin.

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Scott is not your little hero. None of them are. Not when they killed Allison.

(Source: stiles-stlinski)

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Requested by Anon.

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Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

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What they say to kids who want pets: Are you sure you're not just saying you want one because all your friends have one? Remember, it's not going to be small and cute forever, it will grow up eventually! It's a living being that will depend entirely on you for the rest of its life. Are you really sure you're ready for this?
What they say to adults who DON'T want kids: Oh, you'll want one sooner or later. Everybody does, after all. Besides, babies are soooo cute, aren't they? You'd better hurry up before you get too old!
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because didn’t anybody ever tell you?
fear is a superpower.

(Source: attackoneyebrows)